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Resumen de r/Uruguay - 2020-08-05

2020.08.16 07:53 Samus_ Resumen de r/Uruguay - 2020-08-05

Bancos digitales 9 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Seguro para el hogar? 8 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Armado de PC - Amazon - UY - Courier y costos 8 comentarios (1 nuevo)
El problema de Argentina, y de Uruguay en menor medida también 41 comentarios (1 nuevo)
¿Cuál es la función de un ejército en Uruguay? 122 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Ese momento en que te das cuenta que este video se grabó en Uruguay 50 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Cuánto demora el trámite de homologación en la URSEC? 22 comentarios (4 nuevos)
Hablar sobre Mujica aún vende: publicó este TikTok hace cinco días y ya tiene 1.4 M de vistas 9 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Lorena Ponce de León: “Yo no estoy atrás de Luis, yo estoy al lado” https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Noticias/Lorena-Ponce-de-Leon--Yo-no-estoy-atras-de-Luis-yo-estoy-al-lado--uc760267 10 comentarios (3 nuevos)
Hice un bot que hace un scraping de la pagina del registro civil para poder pedir una cita 20 comentarios (3 nuevos)
Denuncias sobre violencia de género y acoso contra Alvaro Villar. Comunicado de un grupo feminista. 56 comentarios (9 nuevos)
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Lunes de los sueños. 15 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Futuro de Antel en disputa: polémica por fibra óptica 95 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Tarjeta Itaú internacional: Transacciones negadas. 25 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Si 31 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Uy recibirá medicamento contra Covid 28 comentarios (3 nuevos)
Antonio Ladra on Twitter: La casa en construcción en la playa La Serena, Rocha tiene como titular a Lorena Ponce de León 33 comentarios (4 nuevos)
[Serio] Costo de mantener un auto en Uruguay? 33 comentarios (4 nuevos)
Partido Nacional vs Partido Colorado 19 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Fuentes renovables abastecen el 98% de la generación eléctrica en Uruguay 28 comentarios (3 nuevos)
Los políticos quieren danette 26 comentarios (6 nuevos)
Adeom protestó por creación de 1.000 puestos y reclamó el ingreso de 400 trabajadoras 4 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Precio de vacuna para gatos? 7 comentarios (2 nuevos)
¿Dónde pedir un buen chivito? 12 comentarios (4 nuevos)
Neon Genesis Pou 10 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Solidaria.. 10 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Hice un video de alguna de las veces que Uruguay aparece en películas de Hollywood. Por ahí a alguno le interesa jeje 16 comentarios (5 nuevos)
Del país del Arroyo seco y Punta gorda 4 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Perros en freezers, denuncias de zoofilia y torturas: requisa por maltrato animal 7 comentarios (2 nuevos)
No vengo a mangear encuesta, pero la duda existencia que tengo es: Cúal es el mejor alfajor??? 17 comentarios (4 nuevos)
Países por afiliación religiosa. 39 comentarios (19 nuevos)
Minuto 8:50 “el peor presidente de Uruguay”. 18 comentarios (6 nuevos)
Lacalle Pou le bajó el pulgar a Manini por Ley de Caducidad: "Muchos sectores necesitan respuestas" 8 comentarios (5 nuevos)
Todos los dias desde las 20:30 voy estar enseñando aprendizaje automatico en youtube con python 17 comentarios (5 nuevos)
comprar por ebay 4 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Sectores del Frente Amplio 29 comentarios (18 nuevos)
Sobre propinas 22 comentarios (11 nuevos)
Contendiente a Maneco y Bonanza en Minas. Barba falsa y vuela. Tas loco. 5 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Batnini 1 comentario (1 nuevo)
"Dios nos mandó a Manini Ríos y tenemos un nuevo general" para guiarnos. 8 comentarios (4 nuevos)
Luna Llena / @astropolo_ 22 comentarios (11 nuevos)
Me recomiendan algun corto uruguayo? 9 comentarios (3 nuevos)
A quien no le pasó? 4 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Otra vez Instagram no me decepciona. 15 comentarios (6 nuevos)
La casa en construcción en la playa La Serena, Rocha tiene como titular a Lorena Ponce de León. Cuando creas un Ministerio de Ambiente y en simultáneo tenes la habilitación para construir una casa en medio de las dunas, a pocos metros del océano. ESO SÍ ES AMBIENTE SUSTENTABLE! 10 comentarios (6 nuevos)
Pregunta más estupida del mundo 9 comentarios (4 nuevos)
lo aman o lo odian. edificio ciudadela, 1958 - 1963, sichero bouret, 12 comentarios (9 nuevos)
From Little Havana to the sub 13 comentarios (4 nuevos)
Buenas que es mejor la salud publica o las mutualistas? 22 comentarios (22 nuevos)
Soledad, amigos y adolescencia. 30 comentarios (30 nuevos)
¿Saben de algún lugar donde podría conseguir una conexión rápida de internet? 16 comentarios (16 nuevos)
Martes de RANT. 33 comentarios (33 nuevos)
Antel recibió el premio al mejor Data Center de América Latina 7 comentarios (7 nuevos)
Dirigentes del FA y el PN coinciden con el presidente en mantener actual estructura de la Fiscalía 9 comentarios (9 nuevos)
Informe ambiental sobre la casa de Lacalle Pou 14 comentarios (14 nuevos)
Soy un vende patria 16 comentarios (16 nuevos)
Sartoridilios, preparándonos para la Invasión de Argentinos 0 comentarios
Só Lula pode nos salvar do golpe 0 comentarios
Tacuarembó suma otro dinosaurio carnívoro del Jurásico: con ustedes el Ceratosaurus 11 comentarios (11 nuevos)
Four loko en Uruguay 0 comentarios
Manini sobre algunos fallos: "Ni Jack El Destripador es perseguido 40 años después" 18 comentarios (18 nuevos)
La nueva medida que permite a los free shops vender mercadería en stock a uruguayos 14 comentarios (14 nuevos)
Zona en disputa con Brasil - Artigas? 8 comentarios (8 nuevos)
Uruguay, desde el punto de vista de un migrante. 101 comentarios (101 nuevos)
Si sos joven (o no) leete esto...filosofada que me hizo entender y me sacó de muchos pozos... 8 comentarios (8 nuevos)
Platzi, Udemy, Coursera ¿Cual recomiendan y porque? 16 comentarios (16 nuevos)
Richard Read: “El PIT-CNT está como un surfista caminando por las calles de Bolivia” 11 comentarios (11 nuevos)
Mujica: “No acepto que me digan ‘pero vos vivís con una pobreza’. . .te vas a cagar”. 9 comentarios (9 nuevos)
Bo 27 comentarios (27 nuevos)
Manini criticó fallo de CIDH por caso Gelman: "Reivindicamos nuestra soberaní­a nacional" 6 comentarios (6 nuevos)
Gral. Flores - 1948 4 comentarios (4 nuevos)
Una vez lei que estaba Bill Gates ahí, sin dudas unos de los mitos más grandes de internet, que para averiguar cuesta U$$ 5,99. 5 comentarios (5 nuevos)
Comunicado de prensa MRREE - MEF- MGAP: Publicación en cuenta oficial de Twitter de Naciones Unidas respecto de la producción de carne 13 comentarios (13 nuevos)
(NSFW) A la pipeta! 6 comentarios (6 nuevos)
INDDHH determinó que hubo “violación a los DDHH” en operativo policial en Malvín Norte 15 comentarios (15 nuevos)
asklatinamerica es tremendo cringe 23 comentarios (23 nuevos)
Manini busca instalar "agenda que defiende a acusados de violaciones, torturas, asesinatos", dijo diputada Mato 34 comentarios (34 nuevos)
Bergara: gobierno "ahorra en plena crisis" y está "lejos" de "proteger a más vulnerables" 7 comentarios (7 nuevos)
RENUNCIA, LARRY!!! 10 comentarios (10 nuevos)
Experiencias trabajando en Sura? 3 comentarios (3 nuevos)
Saben jugar al truco? 19 comentarios (19 nuevos)
Murga son las mil esquinas... 2 comentarios (2 nuevos)
ONU: Cierre de escuelas por virus afecta a 1.000 millones de estudiantes. Gráfica y mapamundi que visualiza la situación. 0 comentarios
Telos 20 comentarios (20 nuevos)
Tu defecto es el mio. Cover NTVG 1 comentario (1 nuevo)
Para su puro entretenimiento ,compré unos auriculares Bluetooth a 86 pesos en la cuenta oficial de Energy Sistem ,llegarán ? Apuestas . (Si no llegan voy a apelar a la ley de derecho al consumidor ya que en este país es una de las pocas cosas excelentes que nos quedan y por lo menos paso el rato) 42 comentarios (42 nuevos)
gracias sanma 0 comentarios
equisde 2 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Encontre este juego peruano sobre carpinchos en kickstarter 4 comentarios (4 nuevos)
Migrantes cubanos ven como un problema que Uruguay exija test de Covid- 19 para ingresar al país 23 comentarios (23 nuevos)
Consejos para agarrar trabajo en TI 5 comentarios (5 nuevos)
Natalie Yoffe indignada por "lista negra" de actores que votaron multicolor 19 comentarios (19 nuevos)
Larrañaga sobre el policía asesinado: "Los honestos de este país estamos de luto" 5 comentarios (5 nuevos)
En Rick & Morty hacen referencia al accidente de los Andes 6 comentarios (6 nuevos)
Tips para concentrarse? 11 comentarios (11 nuevos)
imac 3 comentarios (3 nuevos)
Buscan castigar con hasta dos años de prisión a quienes generen peligro por incumplir las normativas sanitarias 7 comentarios (7 nuevos)
Pregunta 1 comentario (1 nuevo)
Creen haber hallado un caparazón de gliptodonte en “La Guitarra”, Kiyú 1 comentario (1 nuevo)
Opiniones de la ORT y becas 4 comentarios (4 nuevos)
Real Estate Buyers Social Distancing As Far Away As Uruguay 9 comentarios (9 nuevos)
Qué pasó con esa tienda de las converse en instagram? 2 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Soy yo o no hay comerciales de McDonalds, Burger King o Starbucks 10 comentarios (10 nuevos)
No puedo llamar al 911¿? Desvío de llamada condicional¿? 5 comentarios (5 nuevos)
Viste el Vídeo de la Explosión en Beirut, Libano 0 comentarios
car wash 0 comentarios
No debo ser el primero en darme cuenta, pero "The Great Sun" de Witcher me suena de algo 1 comentario (1 nuevo)
Lacalle cantando big time rush 0 comentarios
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2020.08.16 07:44 Samus_ Resumen de r/Uruguay - 2020-08-04

DENUNCIA FALSA - VIOLENCIA DOMÉSTICA Y DE GÉNERO 59 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Que drogas consumen los lectorea de uruguay? 101 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Calle Francisco Vidal - 1933 44 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Radío plantea flexibilizar registro y que la venta de marihuana no sea solo en farmacias 12 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Gobierno divulgó protocolo para cines y teatros: enterate cuáles serán las reglas para asistir 4 comentarios (1 nuevo)
the_talvi on suicide watch 36 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Manini Ríos propuso "reinstalar" la ley de caducidad 20 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Argentino que se quiere mudar al Uruguay porque acá se fue todo al carajo pide ayuda porque no entiende nada. 38 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Partido Nacional dispuesto a analizar propuesta de Manini de reinstalar ley de caducidad 58 comentarios (3 nuevos)
Che, que onda con la Pepsi cambiando la fórmula sin avisar nada? 30 comentarios (6 nuevos)
Ya hay asado argentino en supermercados y carnicerías 24 comentarios (8 nuevos)
Idea surgió hablando de política mientras jugábamos al Mikado 12 comentarios (1 nuevo)
NoFAP 39 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Esta muchacha Alaska conduce un programa en TNU 64 comentarios (3 nuevos)
Steam com Redpagos 6 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Hay necesidad de comprar avisos para una obra de la intendencia? 99 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Sorpresa en Uruguay: comerán asado argentino 23 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Laptop en Uruguay 21 comentarios (3 nuevos)
Si se genera una votación para prohibir el comunismo, sus símbolos, etc, votas por el si o por el no? 95 comentarios (5 nuevos)
Operación Océano: investigan si niño menor a 6 años fue abusado sexualmente 14 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Que tal anda "Anda"? 10 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Préstamo para vivienda 21 comentarios (3 nuevos)
Soy baterista y de Uruguay, me ayudarían mucho pasándose por mi canal de YouTube, este cover lo subí hace unos minutos. (Ni idea qué Flair poner LOL) 17 comentarios (6 nuevos)
Policías robaban armas y las entregaban a organizaciones de crimen organizado 17 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Por brote de Covid-19 Intendencia de Montevideo y Grupo Centro suspendieron peatonalización de 18 de Julio 7 comentarios (4 nuevos)
Esgrima en Montevideo 5 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Hice un bot que hace un scraping de la pagina del registro civil para poder pedir una cita 17 comentarios (4 nuevos)
Bueno, les dejo este memazo 32 comentarios (19 nuevos)
Novick era real, ES real. 10 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Que tan patriotas somos? 28 comentarios (12 nuevos)
Denuncias sobre violencia de género y acoso contra Alvaro Villar. Comunicado de un grupo feminista. 47 comentarios (21 nuevos)
Como estuvo ese finde?? 24 comentarios (12 nuevos)
Competencia 8 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Ta linda la piedra 8 comentarios (5 nuevos)
Population Density of the World 8 comentarios (2 nuevos)
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Ola, gostaria de cambiar de pais e viver en uruguay. 7 comentarios (3 nuevos)
Sobre Antel y Dedicado, consulta 17 comentarios (14 nuevos)
Cómo se hace un "Giro" a una cuenta del Brou? 11 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Hice un video hablando sobre el futbol femenino 3 comentarios (2 nuevos)
rastrear celu movistar 5 comentarios (4 nuevos)
Para mí es el pico estelar 2 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Insultos uruguayos 19 comentarios (15 nuevos)
Alguien tiene el PDF de las 50 posibles explicaciones a la paradoja de Fermi? 2 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Lunes de los sueños. 13 comentarios (13 nuevos)
Arte de Uruguay 2 comentarios (2 nuevos)
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Futbol Uruguayo por Internet 5 comentarios (5 nuevos)
Javier Máximo Goñi, relator de barricada 0 comentarios
Esta misma interacción ya se dio anteriormente. Lo posteo contar con datos actualizados 7 comentarios (7 nuevos)
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¿tienen algún lugar para ir a estudiar o desestresarse de algún día de mierda? definitivamente este es el mejor lugar de Maldonado, la Aguada. 7 comentarios (7 nuevos)
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Sugerencias de lugares para desestresarse y disfrutar!!! 10 comentarios (10 nuevos)
Tarjeta Itaú internacional: Transacciones negadas. 24 comentarios (24 nuevos)
Si 29 comentarios (29 nuevos)
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[Serio] Costo de mantener un auto en Uruguay? 29 comentarios (29 nuevos)
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Me quedo con Mar A Lago? 6 comentarios (6 nuevos)
Precio de vacuna para gatos? 5 comentarios (5 nuevos)
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Solidaria.. 9 comentarios (9 nuevos)
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Países por afiliación religiosa. 20 comentarios (20 nuevos)
Regular los Slots online en Uruguay. 0 comentarios
Minuto 8:50 “el peor presidente de Uruguay”. 12 comentarios (12 nuevos)
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Sobre propinas 11 comentarios (11 nuevos)
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Batnini 0 comentarios
"Dios nos mandó a Manini Ríos y tenemos un nuevo general" para guiarnos. 4 comentarios (4 nuevos)
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Me recomiendan algun corto uruguayo? 6 comentarios (6 nuevos)
A quien no le pasó? 2 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Otra vez Instagram no me decepciona. 9 comentarios (9 nuevos)
La casa en construcción en la playa La Serena, Rocha tiene como titular a Lorena Ponce de León. Cuando creas un Ministerio de Ambiente y en simultáneo tenes la habilitación para construir una casa en medio de las dunas, a pocos metros del océano. ESO SÍ ES AMBIENTE SUSTENTABLE! 4 comentarios (4 nuevos)
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este que aman u odian, edificio ciudadela, suchero bouret, 1958 - 1963 0 comentarios
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From Little Havana to the sub 9 comentarios (9 nuevos)
🌕🪐 0 comentarios
Buenas que es mejor la salud publica o las mutualistas? 0 comentarios
Soledad, amigos y adolescencia. 0 comentarios
¿Saben de algún lugar donde podría conseguir una conexión rápida de internet? 0 comentarios
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2020.08.16 07:36 Samus_ Resumen de r/Uruguay - 2020-08-03

amazon prime video en uruguay 8 comentarios (3 nuevos)
¿Prefieren comer mucho dulce de leche por un año y desarrollar alergia o no comer dulce de leche por 5 años? 20 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Metaleros en uruguay? 144 comentarios (1 nuevo)
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La nafta más cara de Latino América y en el quintil más caro del mundo 🥇🏆🇺🇾 ¡MONOPOLIO NO MÁ! 40 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Hola. Estoy en condición de jugador libre. Te corro toda la cancha, te tranco y también soy de ir al ataque. A las órdenes por cualquier cosa. 19 comentarios (1 nuevo)
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En estos países pasan cosas? 62 comentarios (3 nuevos)
Argentino que se quiere mudar al Uruguay porque acá se fue todo al carajo pide ayuda porque no entiende nada. 37 comentarios (1 nuevo)
El festejo inédito de los nuevos doctores en plena pandemia de coronavirus 36 comentarios (3 nuevos)
Cuando pensabas que la habías cagado... 8 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Uruguay en el mapa(? 13 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Una cafetería para recomendar? 14 comentarios (2 nuevos)
ALERTA! CHILENOS COPADORES 27 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Partido Nacional dispuesto a analizar propuesta de Manini de reinstalar ley de caducidad 55 comentarios (4 nuevos)
Invierten US$ 12 millones en hotel 5 estrellas en Paso de los Toros 51 comentarios (5 nuevos)
Yay somos primeros en algo! Oh, wait... 4 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Che, que onda con la Pepsi cambiando la fórmula sin avisar nada? 24 comentarios (1 nuevo)
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La prostitucion es legal en uruguay? 34 comentarios (2 nuevos)
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El futuro de Luis Suárez 10 comentarios (2 nuevos)
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Objetivamente, cuál es el barrio más lindo de Montevideo? 31 comentarios (3 nuevos)
La cara de Gardel es tremenda. 4 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Perdí la credencial ayuda porfavor 8 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Perdón si ya lo compartieron 6 comentarios (1 nuevo)
NoFAP 37 comentarios (15 nuevos)
Esta muchacha Alaska conduce un programa en TNU 61 comentarios (35 nuevos)
Carrera de diseño y comunicación visual 12 comentarios (6 nuevos)
La Provincia de Santa Fé pasa hoy a tener más casos que Uruguay. Se terminó el meme. 5 comentarios (3 nuevos)
TARJETA PREX 8 comentarios (3 nuevos)
Nootrópicos? 13 comentarios (5 nuevos)
Steam com Redpagos 5 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Si sos violin pero de izquierda no te escrachan? 11 comentarios (1 nuevo)
Incautan tres armas de fuego y 429 municiones en allanamientos en el Cerrito de la Victoria 2 comentarios (2 nuevos)
Vale la pena ir a enba? 12 comentarios (12 nuevos)
Domingo de orgullo. 4 comentarios (4 nuevos)
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2020.05.29 09:00 CucharitadePostre El Viaje Astral de Nikola Tesla año 1856.

El Viaje Astral de Nikola Tesla año 1856.
#DisciplinasA
Tesla nació el 10 de julio de 1856 en una familia serbia que vive en la frontera del Imperio austro-húngaro, en lo que hoy es Croacia.
Su vocación lo llevó a estudiar ingeniería en la Escuela Politécnica Joanneum en Graz, Austria.
En Colorado Springs empapé la tierra con electricidad.
También podemos regar las otras energías, como la energía mental positiva.
No te rindas Sigue adelante.
Una vez que hayas alcanzado la lucidez, puedes hacerlo de nuevo.
Esta cita periodística se llevó a cabo en su laboratorio de Colorado Springs en el año 1899.
En la misma Tesla realiza afirmaciones, descripciones y predicciones que lo relacionan expresamente con las “proyecciones astrales” y/o los “sueños lúcidos”.
Oigamos el relato…
https://youtu.be/3pjIRnmlrlQ
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2020.01.27 18:06 Macaste Se está cometiendo una injusticia; necesito la ayuda de wiki-aficionados!

Hace un tiempo ocurrió que un grupo de usuarios (posiblemente del Frente Amplio) usaron referencias a bibliografía de Constanza Moreira Viñas (una politóloga que fue senadora por Casa Grande, un sector del Frente Amplio) para editar el espectro político que figura en la página del Partido Colorado (P.C.) de la Wikipedia en español. En esa página siempre apareció una descripción abarcadora del espectro político del P.C. que iba desde la centro-izquierda hasta la centro-derecha y derecha; de tal modo que incluyera a los sectores conservadores, socialdemócratas y liberales dentro del partido. Esa descripción fue completamente cambiada; porque, según la politóloga frenteamplista, el espectro del P.C. solo va desde la centro-derecha a la derecha. Esta es una concepción que excluye por completo a los sectores de centro socialiberal y de centro-izquierda socialdemócrata batllista dentro del partido; sectores que EXISTEN y son muy significativos en cuanto a su tamaño. La única explicación que pude encontrar para este cambio, y hay usuarios que parecen estar de acuerdo conmigo, es que esto se trata de un claro intento de alterar la percepción pública que se tiene del P.C.; haciéndolo parecer como un partido mucho más extremista y sectario de lo que realmente es.
Para que se den una idea; esto es como si yo usara bibliografía de un politólogo militante del Partido Nacional con el objetivo de alterar el espectro político que figura en la página de Wikipedia del Frente Amplio; de tal manera que yo edite la página para que aparezca que el espectro político del Frente Amplio va desde la extrema-izquierda hasta la izquierda; ignorando por completo a los sectores socialdemócratas y moderados dentro de ese partido, dando la imagen de que es un partido sectario compuesto exclusivamente por comunistas y socialistas.
El colmo de todo esto es que en algunas partes de la página del P.C. dice claramente que es un partido con sectores socialdemócratas y batllistas; pero, aún así, el espectro político que figura no incluye a estos sectores. Por tanto el espectro político que figura actualmente no sólo es obtuso y erróneo, sino que además entra en contradicción con otras partes de la MISMA página. Si, la edición es así de tonta como suena. No es de extrañar que se armara muchísimo revuelo en la pestaña de "discusión" de la página.
Este post no tiene como objetivo ofender a los frenteamplistas, pues obviamente esto se trata de un pequeño grupo de inescrupulosos (que pueden no ser frenteamplistas). El único objetivo de este post es que gente ya iniciada en la edición correcta de páginas de Wikipedia me ayuden a corregir esta injusticia; injusticia que me parece que es evidente tanto a ojos de frenteamplistas, blancos y colorados.
Tengan en cuenta que deben utilizar referencias a citas textuales de bibliografía relevante para que siquiera pueda haber chances de que el cambio perdure a lo largo del tiempo y no sea removido. Yo intente hacerlo por mi cuenta repetidas veces, pero como no soy un veterano en el asunto (y que, por lo tanto, pude haber incurrido en varios errores de edición) mis cambios fueron deshechos.
Un saludo fraternal a todos!
Página en cuestión: https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Partido_Colorado_(Uruguay))
Pestaña de discusión: https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discusi%C3%B3n:Partido_Colorado_(Uruguay))
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2019.10.01 18:19 Tuukanno League Roundup: Brasileirão Série A [22nd Round]

Brief note: Tomorrow (Wednesday, 2nd of October) will be a busy day for Brazilian football, two postponed Brasileirão matches plus the first leg of the Copa Libertadores semifinal will be played. Atlético Mineiro x Vasco da Gama and Chapecoense x Corinthians for the Campeonato Brasileiro; and Grêmio x Flamengo for the Libertadores. If you'd like to see the matches, the first two will be played at 7:15PM BRT, while the latter at 9:30PM BRT.
(3:15PM and 5:30PM in PDT; 6:15PM and 8:30PM in EDT; 11:15PM and 1:30AM in BST; 1:15AM and 3:30AM in AST; 3:45AM and 6AM in IST; 6:15AM and 8:30AM in CST; 8:15AM and 10:30AM in AEST)
Pos. Club W D L Pts. Form
1 Flamengo 15 4 3 49 WWWWD
2 Palmeiras 13 7 2 46 WWWWD
3 Santos 12 5 5 41 DLLDW
4 Corinthians1 10 8 3 38 WDLWW
5 Internacional 11 4 7 37 WWWLD
6 Bahia 10 7 5 37 WDLWW
7 São Paulo 9 9 4 36 LDWLD
8 Grêmio 9 7 6 34 WWWWL
9 Athletico Paranaense 9 4 9 31 DLDWD
10 Atlético Mineiro2 8 3 9 30 LLLLW
11 Goiás 9 3 10 30 LLWWW
12 Botafogo 8 3 11 27 WDLLL
13 Fortaleza 7 4 11 25 LDLLW
14 Vasco da Gama2 6 5 9 24 LLWDL
15 Ceará 6 5 11 23 DDLDL
16 Fluminense 6 4 12 22 LWLDW
17 Cruzeiro 4 7 11 19 LLLDL
18 CSA 4 7 11 19 WDWLL
19 Avaí 3 7 12 16 LWWLL
20 Chapecoense1 3 6 12 15 LLLLD
Copa Libertadores Pré-Libertadores Copa Sul-Americana Série B
1: The 21st round match between Chapecoense and Corinthians was postponed due to the latter’s participation in the Copa Sulamericana semifinals. The match will be played in the 2nd of October.
2: The 21st round match between Atlético Mineiro and Vasco da Gama was postponed due to the former’s participation in the Copa Sulamericana semifinals. The match will be played in the 2nd of October.

Flamengo 0x0 São Paulo


Flamengo get denied by a superb showing from São Paulo’s defence.
On the previous Brasileiro round, this match’s hosts continued their win streak by defeating Internacional, while the visitors lost against Goiás in disappointing manner. Flamengo and São Paulo’s last encounter ended in a 1x1, despite the former’s XI for the game being composed of reserve players. For this encounter, Mengão rested a couple players, but not a complete team compared to last time. Under new management, again, Soberano fielded a team very much alike to their previous round’s one. Considering the circumstances surrounding the paulistas, their posture for the game couldn’t been anything less than sitting back and looking for counters. The cariocas tried hard to break down the visitors’ defence, but were denied by keeper Tiago Volpi. Still in the first half, São Paulo had a goal rightfully disallowed by an offside. For the second 45 minutes, the hosts subbed on their starters who were resting. The changes proved effective, especially considering the difference in quality between the key players and their replacements. However, Flamengo kept being stopped by Volpi in all attempts. When the ball actually got in, an offside call saved the Tricolor Paulista. The Urubu didn’t get much challenge on their end, outside of maybe one dangerous chance for the opponents. A goalless draw that in no way, shape, or form, was a drag. Nice. Side note: During this midweek, Flamengo will travel south in order to face Grêmio, it’ll be the first leg of their Copa Libertadores semifinal affair.
The cariocas remain in 1st place with 一 thanks to Sunday’s results 一 3 points separating them from the runners-up. Sucks to drop their immaculate record at home, but all eyes are on their middle of the week match. As for the paulistas, feels like a bullet was dodged after giving their new manager a debut against the leaders. They dropped from a Copa Libertadores spot for now, but the beginning of Diniz’s reign should prove enough to replenish the supporters hopes for the remainder of the season.

Corinthians 1x0 Vasco da Gama

59’: Ralf (COR).
Corinthians defeat Vasco, but the match’s highlight was the VAR show.
Neither the paulistas nor the cariocas played in the tournament’s previous round. However on the last Brasileirão round they played, Timão won against Bahia and Vascão drew with Athletico Paranaense. And on the last time they played each other for the Campeonato Brasileiro, a boring 1x1 draw between Vasco and Corinthians. Both teams fielded their best available team, looking for immediate responses to their supporters. The first half was a drag, with very few moments of enthusiasm from each side. Whenever one team got in front of the goal, the players’ shots let the viewers down. One highlight of the half was the long time needed for the referee to invalidate a bizarre Timão’s goal. Despite the foul by centre-back Manoel, the ref with the assist of VAR took about 5 minutes to make a decision, yikes. The sides returned a little better from the break, being accentuated by an early goal from the Gigante da Colina. However, the score remained intact after VAR checkage of a very dubious offside call. A couple of moments before this controversy, Corinthians grew within the game, reaching their winning goal. A golazo by veteran defensive midfielder Ralf, one of the club’s most liked players. With the disadvantage at the score, Vasco started to take control of the match, making subs in order to breathe new life into the team. Their late pressure almost bared fruits, but they weren’t so lucky. To close things off, another irregular goal was invalidated by VAR, this time without much fuzz (and delay). Well, for the home team another win to up their morale after the tragic end to their Copa Sulamericana campaign, as the dire atmosphere surrounding coach Carille seems to fade bit by bit. On the other corner though... Let’s just say that neither manager Vanderlei Luxemburgo nor chairman Alexandre Campello are taking the VAR situation lightly. Side note: Both teams will have midweek affairs for postponed matches of the 21st round. Corinthians will travel south in order to face Chapecoense, while Vasco da Gama will visit Atlético Mineiro.
The corinthianos finally enter the G4 after a spell out of there. The board, and now the manager, keep mentioning their desire to fight for the Brasileirão title, maybe the /madlads weren’t playing around? On the other side, the vascaínos see the Z4 on their rear window. The tough following matches will certainly keep everyone, players and supporters, up at night.

Internacional 1x1 Palmeiras

27’: Patrick (INT); 57’: Willian (PAL).
Inter and Palmeiras split halves.
Colorado returned home after a controversial defeat to Flamengo. While Verdão demolished poor CSA. On their last encounter for the league, Palmeiras defeated Internacional by the slimmest margins in a 1x0. A top of the table clash with both teams fielding their best players? In my good christian Brasileirão 2019??? Yes, it happened, I swear. The hosts started the match better than anticipated, but also kinda expected considering their track record. They limited the visitors to just a few chances in the first 45 minutes, while being able to attack reliably. The lead came after a nice cross came at just about the height for handyman Patrick to head it in. Porco’s reaction started after being taken aback from the first half goal, however their equalizer only came in the second half. The levelling goal solidified the team’s good performance in the last 45 minutes. Opposed to before, Saci started being pressured in their part of the pitch. The clash outside the four lines continued, with subs being made left and right. The comeback goal for Palmeiras came around the last moments of the game, but it couldn’t be a Campeonato Brasileiro match without some VAR shenanigans to add the cherry on top. This week’s hotly debated point was the play leading up to the winning goal. I’m kinda done with the whole soap opera surrounding this round, so I’ll leave it for you to decide. To top off the drama, after the match ended Internacional fans chanted loudly against manager Odair Hellmann. Geez Louise.
Colorado drops from a direct qualification spot for next Libertadores’ group stage, putting more and more pressure over manager Odair’s head. The situation at the moment is cloudy. Porco waste a rare chance to diminish their distance to the league leaders. The VAR intervention on their possible winning goal will certainly be this week’s hot topic, especially considering the comments after the match…

Santos 2x0 CSA

36’: Carlos Sánchez (SAN); 58’: Eduardo Sasha (SAN).
Santos brush CSA aside.
The paulistas slipped up in the last round, drawing with Fluminense after pulling ahead in the score. While the alagoanos would rather not remember their previous outing for the Brasileirão, a beating by Palmeiras. The last time Santos and CSA faced each other, an electric 0x0 draw took place. The sides were looking for immediate bouncebacks after their respective results in the 21st round, however pretty much only one team dominated the actions of the game. The visitors retracted into their part of the field and stayed there throughout the first half, a clear effort to prevent the occurrences of their previous Brasileirão game. Despite being all up on their opponents’ face, the home team struggled to break the deadlock. In order to drill one in, the hosts counted with a little helping hand from a Azulão defender. The penalty sealed the first half’s dull affair, paving way to even more boring times ahead. Peixe continued their press, not long before finding another goal. With a comfortable lead, the paulistas started to get sloppy, with the byproduct of yet another centre-back sending off for them. It has already happened a couple times, and looks like it will keep happening again. Despite things getting easier for them, the alagoanos just weren’t on their day. The little press they attempted after the red card didn’t create any meaningful danger to their adversaries’ lead. A sordid end of match.
Santos get back to winning ways and, more importantly, stabilize their position in the tourney’s G4. Fuck it, let’s go further: not only they get back to winning ways, but enter the title race once again, lowering their points difference to the leaders to 8. As for CSA, all eyes on their next game. The club knew this run of games were tough, so given the circumstances they’ll try to not think about the last few games too much.

Fluminense 2x1 Grêmio

6’: Nenê (FLU); 49’: Caio Henrique (FLU); 74’: Patrick (GRE).
Fluminense defeat Grêmio’s reserves.
On the league’s 21st round, Nense drew with Santos in a heated game. While Imortal thumped Avaí mercilessly. The visitors fielded a fully rotated squad, resting key players for their midweek game. The game started with a bang, a goal in Fluminense’s first shot of the match. Despite playing their reserves, Grêmio held possession and created a couple of chances in the first half, but nothing of real substance. Returning from the break, the cariocas added to their advantage with a neat goal from defensive midfielder turned left-back Caio Henrique. The gaúchos continued trying to press in order to salvage something out of the game, but not finding any luck. After knocking and knocking, the Imortal plucked one goal back, but it was pretty much it for the match. A couple instances revolving penalties calls became the game’s point of discussion: in special a controversial handball and a harsh-looking coming together. I’ll let y’all make up your own minds, but all I’m saying is fuck this shit. Fuck handballs against my fucking team too, yet another instance where we get the short end of the stick in this scenario. But at the same time, it kinda didn’t need to be called as our stupid penalty record is fucking shit. Shieeeeeeeeeet, I’m mad. Side note: The fuckwits who stayed in Porto Alegre will play during the middle of this week. Grêmio will host Flamengo for the first leg of their Copa Libertadores semifinal clash.
The cariocas get out of the relegation zone once again, may this time be for good. Following this result, maybe interim Marcão will enter the discussion for the vacant manager post. The gaúchos drop their chance to get into one of the Pré-Libertadores 2020 spots. However their main focus was, and is, on the midweek match for this year’s Libertadores semifinal.

Atlético Mineiro 2x1 Ceará

43’: Thiago Galhardo (CEA); 55’: Rómulo Otero (CAM); 81’: Luan (CAM).
Atlético cling back to overcome Ceará.
The hosts didn’t play for the league’s previous round. However on the last time they played for the Brasileirão, the mineiros lost to Avaí. Despite being in front of their fans the visitors slipped up in the last round, only managing a scoreless draw against Cruzeiro. On these teams’ previous clash, a late winner sealed Atlético’s 2x1 win against Ceará. Looking to break out of their horrid runs of form, the two sides fielded their strongest XI. The majority of the first half didn’t pan out as well both teams had hoped, with not many shots on target. Things got better after a weird penalty call gave the lead to the visitors, infusing a much needed sense of urgency in the home team’s players. They tried to level things out still in the first 45, but were stopped by the away team’s goalkeeper. Momentum carried forward for Galo, returning from half time pumping chances at Vozão. The equalizer came not long after the return to the pitch, a rebound plucked by Venezuelan attacking midfielder Otero. Continued pressing from the hosts saw the visitors crumble into pieces, forcing their keeper Diogo Silva to pull save after save. Close to the final stage of the second half, the comeback was sealed thanks to the perseverance of the squad. A huge sigh of relief for the mineiros, who can refocus on their Campeonato Brasileiro campaign once again. One more match to worry over for the cearenses, who could taste the end of their mini-crisis right there, but let it escape on the second half... Side note: The victors will have a match during this midweek, their postponed 21st round one. Atlético Mineiro will receive Vasco da Gama in their lair.
Atlético finally end their horrid run of consecutive losses! Following the club’s elimination from the Copa Sulamericana, one might wonder if they’ll still be able to fight for a place in next year’s Copa Libertadores via Brasileirão. While one team gets out of their slump… Ceará add one more misfortune to their 8-match streak without a single win. The atmosphere at the club is grim at the moment.

Athletico Paranaense 1x1 Chapecoense

30’: Arthur Gomes (CHA); 56’: Nikão (CAP).
Athletico’s press only results in a tie against Chapecoense.
In the previous round, Fhuracão hosted Fortaleza and thrashed them. Verdão do Oeste didn’t play during the midweek. But on the last round they played, a defeat to Internacional away from home. The last Athletico and Chape encounter ended on a 1x1 draw, kinda disappointing for the catarinenses as the paranaenses fielded an alternative side. Despite the possible early vacations, the athleticanos fielded their key players up against ChapeTerror. The disparity in quality showed throughout the match, with an absurd amount of chances for the home owners against the visiting team. However, even though under pressure from kick-off, the visitors managed to open the score on one of their rare counters. The hosts continued their unrelenting press till the end of the first half, after grabbing some air for the remainder of the game. Their equalizer came early in the second half, after a distant freekick from attacking midfielder Nikão. Fhuracão continued to push forward, but their scoring chances ended up either hitting the woodwork or being parried by Chapecoense’s keeper. The catarinenses ended the match with a strong sense of luck after escaping a defeat despite the pounding throughout the 90 minutes, a real downer for the paranaenses as their multiple chances resulted in only one single goal. Side note: The league’s bottom placed team has a midweek encounter. Chapecoense will go back home and host Corinthians this Wednesday.
Athletico drop points at home, boo hoo. They must be so sad about it, I can’t really imagine. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, and so is this away point for Chape. The club will remain in last place for this round, but this doesn’t diminish their feat of getting a result in the Arena da Baixada.

Fortaleza 1x0 Botafogo

60’: Marcelo Benevenuto (FOOG).
Fortaleza return to winning ways against Botafogo.
Leão travelled back home with a sore defeat, courtesy of Athletico Paranaense, on their backs. While the Estrela Solitária didn’t do much better, losing to Bahia away from home. On their 3rd round match, a controversial 1x0 win for Botafogo, which steamed some harsh VAR remarks by Fortaleza. The game was marked by the debut of new old manager Rogério Ceni, returning home after a dry spell in Belo Horizonte. With the debutant, returned the 4-2-4 tactic. On one of the match’s first shots, the botafoguenses had a goal disallowed after VAR caught an offside position from veteran player Diego Souza. Despite not holding possession, the hosts managed to attack more effectively than the visitors. Create a couple of chances before the half time mark, including a shot hitting the woodwork. Early on in the second half, another goal was invalidated after VAR checkage, yet another offside call. This didn’t stop the leoninos’ impetus, arriving in an opener a brief moments after the previous effort. The hosts kept going, but couldn’t improve their advantage. In the same vein, the visitors couldn’t really find an adequate reaction to try and tie the match. A nice win for the returning manager of Fortaleza, and a concerning loss for the pressured manager of Botafogo.
Leão find a win after their 4-match streak struggling to get 3 points. They continue to distance themselves from the relegation zone, and enter one of the spots dedicated to Copa Sulamericana 2020 qualification. Fogão continue staggering through this second half of the championship, reaching their 3rd consecutive loss. The club is still a safe distance away from the Z4, but will have to stay alert to keep the 8 points difference right about there.

Avaí 0x2 Bahia

24’: Élber (BAH); 27’: Nino Paraíba (BAH).
Avaí fall prey to Bahia.
The hosts returned home after a night to forget in Porto Alegre, a massive bollocking by Grêmio in their last Brasileirão outing. While the visitors managed to bounce back, winning in front of their fans against Botafogo. The previous time Avaí and Bahia faced each other, the baianos won by a simple 1x0 against the catarinenses. One of the few changes in the squads from the last round, Lucas Frigeri sat between the sticks for Avaí after their starter got injured. The hosts had the first chance of the match, but it was the visitors who broke the scoreline. A few minutes after their opening goal, Bahêa found another after a deflected shot went in. Leão da Ilha managed to pluck one back, but were denied by an offside call. This became pretty much the best chance they had throughout the game, pointing the effectiveness from Bahia’s defensive system. Avaí’s second half substitutions tried to claw back the match, but the side ended up denied by another key performance from opponents’ goalkeeper Douglas Friedrich. The inability of the hosts to generate a more pressing response seems worrisome for the club, especially considering their difficulties in the championship. On the other corner, things are looking bright for the visitors. Their surprisingly great campaign is one of the best stories of this Campeonato Brasileiro.
Avaí’s misery is starting to pile again. After their good results in the latter stages of the tourney’s first half, the two latest results are less than ideal and don’t give much hope. However they’ll certainly refocus for their next match, a direct clash against another team in the Z4. Bahia finally reach their dream position on the table, a place on next year’s Copa Libertadores is a feat that can’t be understated. Hopefully they manage to keep riding this great form till the end of the championship.

Goiás 1x0 Cruzeiro

62’: Alan Ruschel (GOI).
Goiás aggravate Cruzeiro’s crisis.
The goianos stunned São Paulo in the last Brasileirão round, winning in front of their opponent’s fans. While the mineiros stopped in their adversary’s keeper and drew with Ceará. In their previous match, Cruzeiro managed to defeat Goiás by 2x1. Following the controversies going on at Brazilian football, new manager Abel Braga had a couple of thoughts he let slip before the game. Considering his stance on players and managers feuds during this season, funnily enough his chosen XI included the presence of troublemaker Thiago Neves, a major catalyst to the previous manager’s sacking. The first half saw moments of dominance being switched between the teams. Raposa going up first with their dangerous chances, followed by a spell from Esmeraldino’s ones, and then ending the half on another moment of attacks from the former. Coming from the break, the visitors managed to open the score, but another millimetric offside call got checked by VAR and the goal was invalidated. The hosts started to react as their opponents seemed to lose focus. Thanks to a fuck-up in the away team’s defence, famous player Alan Ruschel scored his team’s winning goal, the survivor of the ‘16 plane crash transfered to Goiás in order to prove his worth after a troubled exit from Chapecoense. Being behind in the scoresheet, Cruzeiro returned to attacking ways, but not an effective press. Brand new manager, same old disappointments.
The Esmeraldino are 3 for 3 in this start of the championship’s final half. The distancing from the relegation zone is sure to bring relief to everyone involved in the club, they’ll continue to fight their place in Brazil’s top tier. While the Raposa sinks further in their situation. With holes showing the club’s crisis week in and week out, and now a continued subpar display in the tournament. The relegation danger is starting to get more real by the moment.

Golden Boot

Player Club Goals
Gabriel Barbosa 18
Gilberto 11
De Arrascaeta 10

Next round matches

Saturday (October 5th ): São Paulo x Fortaleza , and Vasco da Gama x Santos , both at 5PM. Grêmio x Corinthians , and Bahia x Athletico Paranaense , both at 7PM. Cruzeiro x Internacional at 9PM.
Sunday (October 6th ): Chapecoense x Flamengo at 11AM. Ceará x Goiás , Palmeiras x Atlético Mineiro , and Botafogo x Fluminense , all at 4PM. CSA x Avaí at 7PM.
The highlighted games are considered the ones to watch.
The schedule is in BRT (Brasília Time / Brazil Time).

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2019.07.16 22:44 Tuukanno League Roundup: Brasileirão Série A [10th Round]

Pos. Club W D L Pts. Form
1 Palmeiras 8 2 0 26 WWWWD
2 Santos 7 2 1 23 DWWWW
3 Flamengo 6 2 2 20 WWDWW
4 Atlético Mineiro 6 1 3 19 LWLDW
5 Internacional 5 1 4 16 DWLWL
6 Botafogo 5 1 4 16 LWWLD
7 Goiás1 5 0 4 15 WLWWL
8 Corinthians1 4 3 2 15 DWWLW
9 São Paulo 3 6 1 14 LDDDD
10 Grêmio 4 2 4 14 WLWWW
11 Bahia 4 2 4 14 WWDLL
12 Athletico Paranaense 4 1 5 13 LWLLW
13 Fortaleza 4 1 5 13 DLLWW
14 Ceará 3 2 5 11 WLDLD
15 Fluminense 2 3 5 9 LLDDD
16 Vasco da Gama 2 3 5 9 DLWWL
17 Cruzeiro 2 3 5 9 LDDLD
18 Chapecoense 2 2 6 8 WLLDL
19 CSA 1 3 6 6 LWLLL
20 Avaí 0 4 6 4 LLDLL
Copa Libertadores Pré-Libertadores Copa Sul-Americana Série B
1: The 7th round match between Corinthians and Goiás was postponed due to CONMEBOL’s Copa América affairs.

Grêmio 2x1 Vasco da Gama

14’: Yago Pikachu (VAS); 60’: Pepê (GRE); 85’: Pepê (GRE).
Helped by VAR controversy, Grêmio’s reserves win battle against Vasco da Gama.
Both teams won their last match before the Copa América break in mid June, another coincidence is that the two wins were by a slim 1x0 result: Grêmio beat Botafogo, while Vasco beat Ceará. Between the four lines, Grêmio dictated the pace despite fielding a weakened team. After an early fuck up from newcomer David Braz, the Gigante da Colina pulled ahead on the score. The first half then went on to become a game of one team, with Imortal pressing while Vasco looked for counters. As is tradition in this year’s Brasileirão, VAR shenanigans entered in action after the cariocas found a second goal right after the second half kick-off. I can’t be 100% objective about it, but what I can tell you is that shit will hit the fan; Vasco’s backroom executives are looking to invalidate the match result because of this incident. Well, Grêmio B didn’t have anything to do with it, and continued trying to salvage the match. The second half proved tough, but after an inspired performance by winger Pepê (touted as the successor to Everton Cebolinha) the gaúchos got all 3 points in the bag. Despite giving up the lead, manager Luxemburgo wasn’t flat out dissatisfied with his team. Vasco sit atop of the relegation zone by a single position, but after starting the championship disastrously this is a sign of relief for the supporters. The vascaínos return to the pitch for the Brasileirão, next saturday. Before returning their focus to the Brasileirão; Grêmio have their return leg against Bahia in the Copa do Brasil quarter-finals, the first match was a 1x1 draw at Porto Alegre.

Fortaleza 2x0 Avaí

43’: Wellington Paulista (FOR); 67’: Wellington Paulista (FOR).
Fortaleza continue to prove their strong home form and brush aside bottom of the table Avaí.
This clash between two clubs from last year’s Série B put ahead teams on completely different pages. Fortaleza and Avaí (respectively 1st and 3rd place on the previous season) may share the bottom half of the Campeonato Brasileiro table, but carry a different momentum so far. The tricolores had a difficult start of campaign much the same as the avaíanos, but racked up points while playing at home; the latter didn’t happen to Avaí as the team remained winless after the tourney’s first 9 matches, picking up mere 4 points. Anyhow Leão do Pici won their last Brasileirão match, a sounding 2x1 win against Cruzeiro; while Leão da Ilha faced defeat, a 2x0 by the hands of Palmeiras. On the side of Avaí, manager Alberto Valentim (ex-Vasco) had his official debut. But the real star on the side line was Rogério Ceni, as the Série B current holders counted with a strong performance from striker Wellington Paulista despite missing key players in the attack department. The avaíanos did have their chances throughout the match, but proved ineffective against Fortaleza’s keeper. Things didn’t look as grim for the northeastern side because of Wellington’s aerial presence, a constant menace for Avaí’s defence. The Copa do Nordeste champions only return to action in the Brasileiro’s 11th round next week, so do the Campeonato Catarinense champions. Both clubs play on Sunday.

São Paulo 1x1 Palmeiras

9’: Pablo (SAO); 70’: Dudu (PAL).
São Paulo first half performance surprises, but proved not enough to bump Palmeiras unworldly Brasileirão run.
Before the Copa América break, São Paulo drew with Atlético Mineiro away from home, this meant Soberano made it 5 consecutive games without a single win in the championship. Palmeiras won (who would’ve thought…) against Avaí in their Brasileiro last round game, and after coming back from the mid season break, Porco won their first leg affair against Internacional in the Copa do Brasil quarter-finals. This tie against the southern team influenced in the leader’s team for the derby against rivals São Paulo, legendary manager Felipão fielded a less strong lineup in light of the return leg against Colorado. The tricolor paulista had nothing to do with it and came out of the gates knocking, proving that the team took advantage of the spare training time with Cuca 一 he only took charge of the team on the brink of the start of this Brasileirão season. After a hard press right from the get go, São Paulo marquee signing for the season Pablo got a much needed goal for his confidence. Unfortunately in the same vein of his early semester, the striker suffered yet another injury, but thankfully it doesn’t look so bad. Even after this set back, Soberano still created dangerous chances in attack, and counted with a Ceni-esque performance by keeper Tiago Volpi at the back. But you know we’re talking about São Paulo in 2019, despite not looking up to par through the match Palmeiras found a bizarre equalizing goal to put things even. Porco remain unbeaten for 33 consecutive Campeonato Brasileiro games, and now return their attention to the away leg against Internacional in the Copa do Brasil. São Paulo only return to the pitch for their match in the next Brasileirão round.

Bahia 0x1 Santos

86’: Carlos Sánchez (SAN).
Bahia fall to a late goal after silly mistake, Santos continue on their chase for top stop.
Esquadrão de Aço entered their Copa América break after a somewhat polemic defeat to Inter in Porto Alegre, while Santástico cruised past rivals Corinthians (despite a single goal) at home. In preparation for their important Copa do Brasil quarter-finals match against Grêmio, Bahia decided to take their supporters to Pituaçu to preserve the pitch on Fonte Nova. The decision didn’t come out of thin air as the team had a solid record on the ground, having not lost a game for 18 consecutive matches. Fortunately for Santos supporters, Sampaoli and crew spoiled the tricolores’ fun. Even though the score line only shows one solitary goal, the match proved a back and forth struggle from two of the more interesting sides in brazilian football thus far. Bahia fans will dread their star strikers Fernandão and Gilberto bad day in front of the home crowd, on the other side of things the midfield of Santos managed to create chance after chance due to an inspired performance by former Uruguay international Carlos Sánchez. But things don’t feel sour to the baianos, their focus on the Copa do Brasil tie showed by the mix of players chosen to play this Brasileiro round. After the return leg for the cup competition, Bahia return to Brasileirão action same as Santos. The paulista club remain on the hunt for rivals Palmeiras to reach pole position in the league.

Flamengo 6x1 Goiás

5’: Arrascaeta (FLA); 11’: Kayke (GOI); 43’: Bruno Henrique (FLA); 45’: Arrascaeta (FLA); 45’+4: Arrascaeta (FLA); 55’: Gabriel Barbosa (FLA); 80’: Gabriel Barbosa (FLA).
Write-up by Yuri-DDP, a user from /futebol Discord chat (adapted).
In Jorge Jesus' Maracanã debut, Arrascaeta shines to bring Flamengo an easy win over Goiás.
Flamengo returned home after a lucky draw against Athletico Paranaense in the Copa do Brasil at their synthetic pitch and hoped for a win in order to build momentum for the second leg, while Goiás had beaten the same Furacão in Brasileirão before the Copa América's pause. This game had a lot of expectation from Flamengo's fans as it was the home debut of veteran right-back Rafinha and portuguese manager Jorge Jesus. The team didn't let the crowd down, with a performance full of intensity and attacking football, Flamengo surely delivered a game expected from a championship contender in this one team match. Arrascaeta, Diego, Éverton Ribeiro, Bruno Henrique and Gabriel played together for the first time and left a good taste for the supporters. A huge difference from Abel Braga's style 一 who used to just sit back and protect a lead 一, Jesus decided to start with the most offensive possible team, starting Trauco and Arão over Renê and Cuellar, which surprised a good amount of people. Now, Flamengo get ready for the second leg game against Athletico in Maracanã, planning to carry the good form to secure the Copa do Brasil semi-final spot. Goiás will try to turn the tables with a win against a relegation contender Avaí.

Cruzeiro 0x0 Botafogo


Shit game, shit result, everything is shit in this Cruzeiro and Botafogo clash.
Getting it out of the way, Cruzeiro came back to action with an absolute thumping against fierce rivals Atlético Mineiro, 3x0 at home for the Copa do Brasil quarter-finals. Returning to Brasileirão affairs: Raposa previous match was a defeat to Fortaleza, continuing their slump in the championship; Botafogo dropped points at home after a defeat to Grêmio’s mostly alternative team, a real damper for Barroca’s team. You don’t need to know much about this clash though, it was a bad one. Awfully bad one. Both teams should leave this match with their heads laying low. Anyhow, Cruzeiro can flip the switch for the cup competition they’re the current holders (back-to-back champions too), another Superclássico against Galo for the Copa do Brasil. On the other side of the ring, Fogão have to pick their spirits up and go on in their Brasileirão campaign, they return to action next week.

Corinthians 1x0 CSA

78’: Vágner Love (COR).
Corinthians grab deserved late goal against CSA.
Before the break, Corinthians previous match was a sore defeat at the hands of rivals Santos, while CSA lost to Flamengo in Brasília. The alagoanos had a new manager in charge after a sacking during the few weeks of the Copa América, this was the first official game ahead of CSA by /soccer favourite brazilian manager Argel Fucks. Despite his little time to mold Azulão, his strong tendencies of physical and defensive brand of football showed throughout the match. Coringão had absolute control of the tie, but kept being denied by loanee keeper Jordi’s good performance. Things looked sore for the paulistas as VAR chose not to intervene in a potential penalty for their side. But by the end, everything turned out alright as veteran Vágner Love plucked a great effort to pull Corinthians ahead. It seems that Carille’s training sessions could bare fruits for Timão, as they presented some variety in the attack department, once a major complaint about his side. Both clubs only return to the pitch in the Brasileirão’s next round, a week from now.

Athletico Paranaense 1x0 Internacional

87’: Vitinho (CAP).
Athletico Paranaense grab late goal to spoil Internacional’s B team efforts.
Both clubs already returned to action, for the Copa do Brasil quarter-finals. Fhuracão couldn’t capitalize on their home advantage and drew 1x1 with Flamengo, while Inter lost 1x0 away to almighty Palmeiras. For the previous round, a disappoint 2x1 result for Athletico against Goiás away from home, and a resounding 3x1 win for Colorado against Bahia at Beira-Rio. Despite putting out an almost complete reserve squad, between the four lines Inter looked not too shabby, even though counting with some saves from star keeper Marcelo Lomba. The paranaenses didn’t rotate as much and thus capitalized on the team’s natural chemistry. The further the game went, the bigger Fhuracão’s dominance grew. Inter still found some dangerous counters, but were having problems at the back lot. After knocking and knocking, Athletico found their winning goal, a good sub from manager Tiago Nunes saw academy project Vitinho score his first Brasileiro goal ever. Colorado couldn’t pluck one back with the few minutes left, and endured yet another away loss. The gaúchos extend their abysmal form away from Beira-Rio in the Brasileirão, now a whole year without winning. Well, the good news is their Copa do Brasil return leg against Palmeiras will be played at sweet sweet home, this midweek. On the other hand, Athletico fly to Rio de Janeiro to face Flamengo in their Copa do Brasil quarter-finals affair. Both teams then return to Brasileirão action on the weekend.

Chapecoense 1x2 Atlético Mineiro

0’: Everaldo (CHA); 80’: Iago Maidana (CAM); 90’+8: Vinícius (CAM).
Despite thunderous start, Chapecoense’s boat sinks to Atlético Mineiro reserves.
The catarinenses previous round endeavours resulted in an uninspired draw against Fluminense, a game where the highlights were the numerous fouls throughout the 90 minutes. Atlético Mineiro, on the other hand, also drew but in a more chaotic affair against São Paulo at home court. We have to talk about the elephant in the room, the reason for Galo reserves getting to see the light of day is solely based on the absolute thrashing the team got against archrivals Cruzeiro in their Copa do Brasil tie. With the return leg in mind, interim manager Rodrigo Santana put out a fully rotated squad to face Chape in Chapecó. Things looked bad to worse for the mineiros, as striker Everaldo plucked the fastest goal in this Brasileirão season, roundabout the 20 to 30 seconds of gametime. The first half was deeply impacted by this super early goal, Chapecoense retracted to their half and explored counters when had the chance; and even though Atlético’s B team tried hard to equalize before half time, the players seemed kinda shaken by the outcome of the early minutes. Come second half and the game entered a stalemate, with Verdão do Oeste fully parking the bus on their side of the pitch and Galo trying effortlessly to salvage the game. You can’t have a Brasileirão 2019 match without VAR being a talking point, you know that right? First things first: Chapecoense claim to have 2 penalties not given, this feeling was accentuated by VAR confirming one in favour of Atlético Mineiro. On the good side of things, youth product Tiepo shined bright and kept their advantage intact. On the bad side of things, Galo’s volume proved too much for the catarinenses defence, who conceded 2 late goals to seal the deal for the mineiros. With this encouraging performance, Atlético Mineiro will face off Cruzeiro again this mid week, for the Copa do Brasil quarter-finals. Chape only return to action next weekend, for the Campeonato Brasileiro.

Fluminense 1x1 Ceará

40’: Pedro (FLU); 45’+3: Tiago Alves (CEA).
On a game of two halves, Fluminense and Ceará draw in the Maracanã.
This round’s closing match put in front of each other two teams struggling for form in the Brasileirão. Flu’s previous round game saw them draw against Chape away from home, making it their 4th consecutive game without a win in the tournament; in similar fashion, Ceará’s away defeat to Vasco marked their 3rd consecutive game winless. Before the Copa América, a big talking point in brazilian media was how managers would make use of the break from the championship. One could say that Diniz’s desired play style requires a fair bit of training to get used to, so the break looked like a gift for the manager. On the other side though, Enderson definitely needed the time to gel his team together, the coach was hired right as the Brasileirão season was knocking on Vozão’s door. Did the extended practice time translate to field results? Kinda. Time de Guerreiros printed their signature style throughout the first half, managing to score on the 40th minute 一 more than that, a relief for tricolores as their sweetheart striker Pedro seems back to his last year’s form. Despite being poor on their attacking moves during the first 45 minutes, Ceará grabbed an equalizing goal right on the brink of half time. The game turned on its head in the second half, Vozão managed to show up and create more dangerous chances against Fluminense, while remaining secure at the back. The cearenses even grabbed a second goal, but it was disallowed by VAR. Pro tip: don’t even bother thinking the decision wasn’t met with harsh remarks by the disadvantaged side. As the match closed out, the cariocas ended up booed by supporters voicing their discontent, the club is still right next to the relegation zone. Anyhow, both teams only return to action for the Brasileirão, the two play on next week’s Saturday.

Golden Boot

Player Club Goals
Gabriel Barbosa 7
Everaldo 6
Bruno Henrique 5
Eduardo Sasha 5
Kayke 5

Next round matches

Saturday (July 20th ): Vasco da Gama x Fluminense at 11AM. Bahia x Cruzeiro at 5PM. Internacional x Grêmio , Ceará x Palmeiras , and CSA x Athletico Paranaense , all at 7PM.
Sunday (July 21st ): Botafogo x Santos at 11AM. Atlético Mineiro x Fortaleza , and Corinthians x Flamengo , both at 4PM. Avaí x Goiás at 7PM.
Monday (July 22nd ): São Paulo x Chapecoense at 8PM.
The highlighted games are considered the ones to watch.
The schedule is in BRT (Brasília Time / Brazil Time).

But why should you check out those matches?

This is an easy one, Internacional x Grêmio is the biggest derby in the country (don’t @ me). The sheer atmosphere of a Grenal clash can be felt from weeks in Rio Grande do Sul state, that’s how important the game is to gaúchos. One major concern for this match in particular is that it looks likely that both clubs won’t field their strongest team possible, in a similar fashion to an earlier clássico during this year. Either way, you can take a peak as this is probably the last Grenal for superstar winger Cebolinha, his duel with one of Brazil’s best keeper Marcelo Lomba should prove interesting enough for a neutral.
Yet another derby, in someway of course. Corinthians x Flamengo puts in front of each other the two clubs with the largest following in Brazil. Between the four lines, it’ll clash two opposing styles of football. Brasileirão 2017 champion manager Fábio Carille is best known for prioritizing a strong defence in his side, a match made in heaven for Corinthians. While multiple times champion manager Jorge Jesus got known in Europe for his very often offensive approach to teams in his command, this characteristic style is a much desired one from Flamengo supporters throughout the whole country. This Clássico das Multidões will see these two managers face to face in Arena Corinthians, an instant attention grabber.

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2017.02.24 05:16 thelospike Daily Song Discussion number 15: Mamacita(ft Young Thug and Rich Homie Quan

[Produced by Metro Boomin, DJ Dahi and Travis Scott]
[Intro: Travis Scott] Mamacita, cita, cita Mamacita, cita, cita
[Verse 1: Travis Scott] This the last days to the rodeo, last night Had me down in the back, comatose, don't think Sun shades and a pill gon' help Once I'm gone, can't tame myself Mamacita, cita, cita You know I really need yah, need yah, need yah, right now She get freaky when the... light's down The shit's crack, no way niggas could pipe down With the head first, got her straight out of the night gown Nothin' like the light-skinned mamacitas in H-Town They got them pornstar big booties Let me film it, then shoot it 3-D money, no illusion Depending if I'm feelin' bougie Might hit your line bitch
[Hook: Rich Homie Quan + Travis Scott] Had to cut my phone off, bitch got it vibratin' on me like a beeper Boy I'm in Colorado, smokin' California reefer Hey, the bitch so bad, caught a ticket cause I really wanna meet her And I ain't kin to Wayne but that's my mamacita Mamacita, that's my mama, mamacita Mamacita, cita, cita That's my mama, mamacita, that's my mama, mamacita That's my mama, mamacita, that's my mama, mamacita Mamacita, cita, cita That's my mama, mamacita, that's my mama, mamacita
[Verse 2: Young Thug] Mothafuck a girl I love her, I'mma give her the world Aye, fuck her, I wanna fuck her mother Just might give her my little girl No, no, I won't let go, bro, bad ho She look the best with a fro, natural nat-nat on go Damn, Quan, turn on the stove, whip it 'til I have a stroke I do not fuck with America, I get it straight off the boat Oh, damn, the kush it never make me choke Slow down, I'm speedin' and I got a trunk full of wham Damn, 25 thousand on an old school Cam SS me, these bitches wan' molest me Damn, they'll sex me, she a lesbi She want chicken like sesame And she tryin' to undress me, test me Give her hotel keys like Cassidy, you dig?
[Hook: Rich Homie Quan + Travis Scott] Had to cut my phone off, bitch got it vibratin' on me like a beeper Boy I'm in Colorado, smokin' California reefer Hey, the bitch so bad, caught a ticket cause I really wanna meet her And I ain't kin to Wayne but that's my mamacita Mamacita, that's my mama, mamacita Mamacita, cita, cita That's my mama, mamacita, that's my mama, mamacita That's my mama, mamacita, that's my mama, mamacita Mamacita, cita, cita That's my mama, mamacita, that's my mama, mamacita
[Verse 3: Rich Homie Quan] That's my bad little college ho That I got on the east skirts of Decatur Best believe that she cover Rich Homie Quan like a blazer I smoke a lot of weed, keep my music turned up, fuck my neighbors I fuck a nigga bitch and turn her like a table Aye, I’m still practicin' so you know I’m gettin' greater Aye, still wearin' long socks and shorts like Fabo He was hatin' at first, now he tryna make the payroll Got a stupid bitch who do whatever I say so Money on my head like a Jesus piece Blunt, now I'm higher than Khalifa be Bad bitch lookin' like a Filipina Ohh, you're killin' me, ohh, remember me You, finna be, deceased if you keep callin' me Therefore I
[Hook: Rich Homie Quan + Travis Scott] Had to cut my phone off, bitch got it vibratin' on me like a beeper Boy I'm in Colorado, smokin' California reefer Hey, the bitch so bad, caught a ticket cause I really wanna meet her And I ain't kin to Wayne but that's my mamacita Mamacita, that's my mama, mamacita Mamacita, cita, cita That's my mama, mamacita, that's my mama, mamacita That's my mama, mamacita, that's my mama, mamacita Mamacita, cita, cita That's my mama, mamacita, that's my mama, mamacita
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2016.04.13 06:19 tellman1257 [English -> Spanish] These motivational fitness quotes (I've provided the Google Translations to hopefully make it easier :)

I've compiled this collection of about 30 quotes for the students in a fitness class of mine; some speak English, and some speak only Spanish. I plan to print it out and give a copy to all of them!
A bunch of fitness and motivational quotes and sayings:
Un manojo de aptitud y motivación citas y refranes:
You do not have to be the best to start working out, but you have to start to be the best.
Tú no tienes que ser la mejor manera de empezar a trabajar, pero hay que empezar a ser el mejor.
The only bad workout is the one you didn’t have.
La única mala entrenamiento es el que no tiene.
If you never give up, you never lose.
Si nunca da para arriba, nunca se pierde.
The only true failure is accepting failure.
El único fracaso verdadero es aceptar el fracaso.
Laziness breeds depression. Effort breeds success.
La pereza engendra depresión. Esfuerzo genera éxito. (engendra or genera? Not both)
Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward.
Incluso si tú se cae en la cara, que está aún en movimiento hacia adelante.
“Wow, I really regret that workout,” said no one ever.
"Wow, realmente me arrepiento de ese entrenamiento," dijo nadie.
Only hot people sweat.
Sólo las personas sudan calientes.
The question isn't "Who's going to let me?" It's "Who's going to stop me?"
La pregunta no es "¿Quién me va a dejar?" Se trata de "¿Quién me va a parar?"
No matter how slow you go, you’re still lapping everyone on the couch.
No importa lo lento que vaya, todavía estás rompiendo todos en el sofá.
Fear comes from the brain. Courage comes from the heart.
El miedo viene desde el cerebro. El valor viene del corazón.
The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow.
El dolor que se siente hoy será la fuerza que se sienta mañana.
Food is the most abused anxiety drug. Exercise is the most underutilized antidepressant.
La comida es la droga que más se consume la ansiedad. El ejercicio es el antidepresivo más infrautilizado.
You were born an original. Don't become a copy.
Tú nació un original. No se convierta en una copia.
When the time to perform has arrived, the time to prepare has passed.
Cuando ha llegado el momento de realizar, el tiempo para preparar haya pasado.
Nothing is impossible when it spells "I'm possible."
Nada es imposible cuando deletrea "Estoy sea posible."
Pain is weakness escaping the body.
El dolor es la debilidad de escapar del cuerpo.
Do the best you can. Then do better.
Haz lo mejor que puedas. A continuación, hacerlo mejor.
Winners know when to quit: When they win.
Los ganadores saben cuándo dejar de fumar: Cuando ganan.
Life is not hard. You're just soft.
La vida no es difícil. Estás a suave.
If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.
Si no te reto, no te cambia.
Suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret.
Sufre el dolor de la disciplina o sufre el dolor del arrepentimiento.
~
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. –Napoleon
Nunca interrumpa a su enemigo cuando está cometiendo un error. -Napoleón
And laziness is the most common mistake, and you can be your own worst enemy…
Y la pereza es el error más común, y tú puedes ser su propio peor enemigo ...
Think about that. Laziness is the ultimate enemy of happiness.
Piénsalo. La pereza es el principal enemigo de la felicidad.
~
Exercise is the best of any class of drugs. Exercise is the ultimate…
pain-reliever, antidepressant, anti-anxiety drug, mood stabilizer, sleeping pill, aphrodisiac, and weight-loss drug.
El ejercicio es la mejor de cualquier clase de fármacos. El ejercicio es la última ...
analgésico, antidepresivo, medicamento contra la ansiedad, estabilizador del ánimo, pastilla para dormir, afrodisiaco, y medicamento para bajar de peso.
~
3 Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes:
3 citas de Arnold Schwarzenegger:
Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength.
La fuerza no viene de ganar. Sus luchas se desarrollan sus puntos fuertes. Cuando se opta por dificultades y decide no rendirse, es fuerza.
Training gives us an outlet for suppressed energies created by stress and thus tones the spirit just as exercise conditions the body.
Formación nos da una salida para las energías reprimidas creadas por el estrés y por lo tanto tonifica el espíritu al igual que las condiciones de ejercicio del cuerpo.
The resistance that you fight physically in the gym and the resistance that you fight in life can only build a strong character.
La resistencia que se lucha físicamente en el gimnasio y la resistencia que se lucha en la vida sólo se puede construir un carácter fuerte.
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And 3 more, from medical professionals:
Y 3 más, de los profesionales médicos:
“Exercise is better than any drug or anything else we have for aging. There’s no downside. If this were a drug, it would be the safest, most effective drug in the universe.”
–-Dr. James O. Hill, Director of the Center for Human Nutrition at the University of Colorado at Denver.
"El ejercicio es mejor que cualquier droga o cualquier otra cosa que tenemos para el envejecimiento. No hay ningún inconveniente. Si esto fuera una droga, sería el, fármaco más seguro y eficaz en el universo ".
--El Dr. James O. Hill, Director del Centro de Nutrición Humana de la Universidad de Colorado en Denver.
“Exercise—the most effective prescription out there. It’s the best ‘drug’ available to prevent dementia and ensure successful aging.”
–-“Evidence Regarding the Benefits of Physical Exercise,” Drs. Jeff Williamson & Marco Pahor, Institute on Aging, University of Florida.
"El ejercicio-la prescripción más eficaz que hay. Es el mejor 'drogas' disponible para prevenir la demencia y garantizar un envejecimiento exitoso ".
--"Las pruebas con respecto a los beneficios del ejercicio físico", los Dres. Jeff Williamson & Marco Pahor, Instituto del Envejecimiento de la Universidad de Florida.
“The evidence for the benefits of exercise on the brain and body just continues to mount.”
-–“From the Archives of Internal Medicine–Seven Good Reasons to Exercise and Increase Your Chances for Healthy Aging.
"La evidencia de los beneficios del ejercicio sobre el cerebro y el cuerpo simplemente sigue aumentando."
--"De los Archivos de Medicina Interna-Siete buenas razones para hacer ejercicio y aumentar sus probabilidades de envejecimiento saludable.
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2014.11.08 01:30 txeglearra Pablo, las futuras cuentas más claras, y también las de Suiza.

08.11.2014 Agencia La Sazón. Paco Mar Wenda.
Tras haber conseguido ascender de la tarde a la noche su primer peldaño por ahora, al obtener el "diputanato" europeo en Bruselas, picando poca pica cerca de Flandes pero en todo caso muy próximo a la neutral Suiza forrada de vacas gordas achocolatadas, además de patria adoptiva de muchXs compatriotas nuestrXs de toda la vida, el siguiente peldaño a escalar hacia la mastodóntica riqueza a amasar, sería nada menos que la jefatura del estado, por aquello de que ya constan irrefutables antecedentes de que desde la misma se bordan de oro innumerables representaciones muy sustanciosas de intermediación y alto comisionado en plan comisionista, que imperiosamente proyectan excelentes relaciones con otros estados y súper paradisíacos refugios seguros para los lucrazos consiguientes. A falta del laborioso logro de tal jefatura, por ahora en azul muy azulado, una presidencia como la del gobierno en estos tiempos tan tambaleante, podría servir como puente aéreo con la primera opción todavía realmente ocupada y preocupada, y a la vez, como enhiesto banderín de enganche para ofrecer alguna fuga digna a las angustiosas acumulaciones crematísticas de otrXs muchXs compatriotas, emprendedore/as algunXs, que aún no han logrado pegar el gran salto hacia el mundo más mundial. Informes deformes y nada melífluos rumores circulan ya desde la Polinesia andaluza hasta el Cañón Colorado moscovita, en el alambicado pocosentido de que un conspicuo infiltrado procedente en segunda instancia del ámbito docente universitario, en la primera descendió de una nave espacial con bandera del planeta chavezuela, con puño dictatorial está ocupando por asalto y en círculos, las plazas y bases de una futura sede central de la inminente plataforma exquincemayina, hasta ahora denominada güican o podemos en estricto argot jardinero. Aún a pesar de la absoluta falta de acreditación y credibilidad de estos rumoreados informes, casi ninguno algo marxista, la estampida peninsular bajo un pánico solo conocido allá por los últimos días de un negro mes de febrero, en el que atronó aquel "se sienten ¡coño!", ha alcanzado tales niveles o mejor cotas, que en el momento de redactar esta presunta nota informativa, prácticamente toda la casta valiente se halla escalando con furibunda rabia las resbaladizas laderas de la rocosa montaña CIS. Es más, hasta se rumorea que en breve y para evitar peores males mayores, la fuerza rota de la Base acampará en mitad del centro de la mismísima capital del reino, si la caída de árboles no lo impide, y que desde allí, allá o como mejor se diga bien dicho, controlarán cuantos conatos de castells se atrevan a iniciar los prolíficos originarios de la chínana chínana. Otras fuentes mucho mejor desinformadas, incluso atisban la llegada de cuerpos especializados en avanzadillas, del supermacroejército exterminador TTIP. Es altamente improbable la posibilidad de ejecución de esta última hiperoperación, dado que el único aeropuerto posible receptor, el célebre bazar de la costa, todavía ni ha conocido la llegada de ninguna clase avión ni na, ya que todos huyen enloquecidos, a plena reacción a chorro, ante el enorme riesgo a resultar imputados en cualquiera de "esas cosas" (fin de la cita). Se estudian otras alternativas. Pero nada de todo este espinoso asunto de futuras corruptelillas alcanzaría el menor viso de credibilidad, si no fuera por un dato crucial que ha aparecido inesperadamente, en especial para quienes nada esperaban. Se trata del nombramiento plenamente efectivo en la actualidad, de un presunto segundo de a bordo del ya mencionado inflitrado. No tanto por la enorme talla del recién nombrado, que según parece la ostenta en varios sentidos no visibles, sino por su nombre en especial o para mayor precisión, por su apellido que por discrección se omitirá hasta mejor oportunidad informativa. Sin adentrarse tampoco en inútiles adivinanzas, baste decir que este dato que por sí mismo induce a desatar fuertes sospechas, está relacionado con la posibilidad o función estricta de acumular o guardar muchas monedas. Por otro lado, a estos niveles de presunción de futuras corruptelas, pero de las más gordas, poco éxito real se podría obtener solo con las monedas redondas, puesto que por contra, resultará imprescindible recurrir a los cuadrados billetes de varios ceros, que haberlos haberlos, dicen que haylos.
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